Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Wii Teaches Kids How to Please a Woman

What the hell is wrong here?! Am I missing something here? This game is just wrong on so many levels. I'm not a prude, but if this type of game came out when I played games on my NES, I'm pretty sure all my friends be doing all kinds of inappropriate things with the wii remote..

I'm pretty sure fat people like massages too! What about some hairy guy? I think this massage parlor is discriminatory or has one hell of a client list. Hot girl who likes to race cars, hot girl who is getting married, hot girl who apparently is driving a Tron bike, hot girl going to war, etc.


Kelli said...

wow....... just wow. I don't know what to say, lol. I wonder how many copies of that game have been sold

Big D said...

Haha it's just like that game Simon!

I think they are trying to do a public service by teaching nerds how to massage hot chicks.

Step 1: Draw a 3x3 grid on her back in red pen

Step 2: Slap the squares that light up

Step 3: Apply ice to your black eye

Blake said...

I never looked at it that way before and here I was thinking it was inappropriate when really its a learning tool for socially awkward shut-ins. Boy is my face red.