Toadstoole Been F'in Us from the Start

Do you remember how you felt when you got to the end of Mario and you just killed Bowser and you walked past the doorway and walked into the castle only to see a little mushroom guy. We really didn't think anything of it, just."Wow, I did it, I beat the dragon and saved this thing!!"

Only to feel all that hard work get flushed down the toilet when told that we didn't save the proper person. Then to find out that we would see this little arseole telling us 8 more times. Really, I didn't know his name, I didn't know Boswers name and didn't know how many levels there were. I just played it, so everytime it got to the end, I was so pleased with myself. Only to find out years later that, that little mushroom fuck was flipping us all off!!

Oh your dead little mushroom man, you and that stupid Dog, Murrahy!