Friday, August 15, 2008

Spiderman: Friend or Foe - PS2

This game came out while ago, and when everybody first heard about it, there was a little bit of a buzz. All Spiderman games have that sorta stigma around them But then when it DID come out, the reviews weren't so promising. So needless the say, the game didn't do very well. But somewhere deep inside of me, I still wanted to play this game. Josh and Jason from work, both pleaded with me, "No, you don't need to play this" But I didn't listen, well, at least I listened till it went down to $19.99. That's OK ...right?!

Well, the look of the game is very cartoony, I like the style that the game is done in. its simple. I like simple. The levels are done in the same way, very linear and simple. They could have spiced up the levels a bit, but what ever.

The premise of the game, is you play as Spiderman , find villains who have been taken control of by Mystero and when you free them, they fight along side of you , or you can even take control of one of the many villains and play has them. That's what I like most about the game. Is finding all the characters that you use to fight along side Spidey. There is quite the roster of villains and Spidey friends. Just to name a few are, The Lizard, Green Goblin, Black Cat, Sandman, Venom, Iron fist, Blade and a ton more. My favourite character is Rhino.

Controlling the characters are pretty easy. Spiderman has a list of moves that are pretty short and easy to remember, no weird combinations. And this is where the game may fall in some aspect. But, if you know how to control Spiderman, then you know how to control the secondary characters, they all have the same button combinations to pull off their moves. Its just the animations that are different when you push the buttons. But then there are some villains that have the same moves has each other in regards to their throws and select punches. So its pretty simple, master one guy, and you've masted them all. Its just their special moves that are different. But I liked it none the less.

Not only could you unlock all these guys, but like Spidey, you can upgrade their Life, Power and Endurance and each has an extra special move that you can upgrade. Spidey is the only character in the game that has 3 different tiers of abilities, web throw, web balls, web tie up. Each has a number of set moves. All very helpful. If the villains all had these different tiers , then I think that would've really made it more in depth and interesting.

The game play itself was not bad, you were able to keep finding enough villains to add to your roster. That it varied how you beat up enemies depending on who you were using, some had longer ranger, some were faster, more powerful, etc. But again, they all had the same button combinations to pull off the same type of move, it was just the animation that was different.



The boss fights were actually fun, there weren't hard, but they weren't that easy that you just go up and smack the hell outta them till they fell over. There was some, tiny, weeny bit of thought put into it. What am I saying, it was downright obvious what you had to do, just by looking over the background.

The enemies were a joke, first off, there are 4 different type of enemies, small, medium, large and huge. Each level had the same type of enemies, except they had a different paint scheme and did different actions to attack you. It be the same if they did Mario and the only enemy was the mushroom guy, but every time we got to a new level they painted him a different color and did a different attack. Much like the red and green turtles.

Oh, I forgot to mention, that this game is 2 player, so you could play Spiderman and a friend could control one of the many villain characters. I didn't get a chance to play with a second person on this. But I imagine it be just has fun. The other thing the game offers is like a fighting match option. You and a buddy could go to a VS screen. Where you pick your choice from all the unlocked characters and its now a fighting game. I thought that was a nice little addition. The only thing, is that you can't block. Now that I think about it, you can't block in the regular game too. Not that you needed to block, the enemies were idiots, it was easy to wipe out whole screens of enemies.


Along with the fighting game, you could unlock character designs, level designs and Spideys black suit, which is a little more powerful then that red and blue. Finding all the hidden items in this game that unlocks all this stuff is pretty simple. They arn't hidden very well.

But overall, what do I think of this game. I think that it was made for kids 8 and under. The problem being is that the average person that played this game when it first came out was people my age. I think people were expecting a in depth Spiderman game, something that wasn't lacking in alot of areas. Gameplay, AI, Content, etc. This game is clearly made for kids, young kids who are just starting to get their feet wet in the gaming world. If this game came out when I was 8 years old, I would've loved it.

Because its frikken near impossible to die in this game, it retains the kids attention longer. Having Seth around I can say that, in his younger years, that the minute a game got hard and he couldn't get past a certain area of the game. Then it went in a pile of, this is too hard to do. You won't have that happen with Spiderman, the kids will play it, make their way through to the end and feel great for having beaten all the bosses, found all the secrets and collected all the villains to add to your team. For kids , nothing is better than having that feeling at such a young age.

So this game is for kids, Yes I could pick this game apart and say all the things wrong with it and why its no good, compared to everything else out on the market. But I won't, it wouldn't be fair. I had fun playing it, it was simple and super easy. Don't play this game if you are expecting the next GTA or MGS. But when and if you have kids, give them this, they will thank you later.

Adult rating, N/A
Kid rating, 8/10

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Blosh and Jake Play GTA 4

This is the first and last long video I make. Takes too long, even though the animation is limited.
Thanks for the voice Pat!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Metal Slug - Neo Geo

This will be my first post has a married man. I wonder if it will be different?!.........I"m guessing no. Been super busy the past 2 months, haven't had a chance to play anything for while, but I did get to play Metal Slug for the Neo Geo.

This is a game that I have only ever played in the Arcade. So my memories of what the game was and what the game is , are very different. What I remember in the arcades about this game is, it ate my quarters. I died ever 20-25 secs and the further I got into the game the more frequent I died. Well, the same is said for the home version has well. My only comment after beating this game was "Holy Fuck Nutter!!"

The game is for the Neo Geo, which I never played has a kid. But I got a PS2 game that has a big list of Neo Geo games on them. I like those sorta games! So I was pretty excited to play Metal Slug when I saw it listed there. So off I went down memory lane. For those you who don't know what this game is about, well there's two things.
1) You probable don't belong here and got lost looking for a cure for hemorrhoids on the web.
2) For people who''ve heard about it, but never seen it, its a side scroller shooter.


First thing I noticed and I was wondering if it was my controller at first or a option in the menu. But you can't shoot Diagonally, only up and left and right and straight down. And OH MY FUCKING GODNUTS!!!, does this ever make the game 10 times harder then it needs to be. There were tons of times I was in situations where I could have easily killed an enemy and went on my merry way , if I could only shoot diagonal. I'm pretty sure Contra was out when this was out, why couldn't they take a page from that and put it in. Its crazy frustrating.

I guess if you want to get technical, the character does SOMETIMES shoot diagonal when he has the machine gun or in the tank, but it really doesn't help. When you have the machine gun, you can't aim diagonal, you can only go front shooting straight to pointing up and has he goes from right to up, he fires off a couple of shots diagonally. So if you wanted to shoot diagonally, you have to press up then right, then up, then right and hope your bullets hit the target. Then you run outta bullets and your screwed.

Then you can jump in a tank, which is slow has hell, but offers some good firepower. But I found it frustrating that if I wanted to shoot the main gun of the tank at enemies behind me and keep moving forward, it was impossible. If I wanted to move forward, I pressed right, but pressing right also meant my gun was facing right. So if enemies back left I have to press left and I start moving left and shooting left. It was really hard and I guess would take some getting used to. But I blew up a few seconds after getting in the tank for it to make any difference to my game play anyway.


So needless to say, it really makes the game harder than it should be by not being able to shoot diagonal. But guess what?...in the later level, it really wouldn't matter if you could shoot diagonally or even if you could shoot in a complete circle all at once. Because it turns into one of those insane games where there is so many bullets and bombs flying around, that it doesn't matter where you stand, move, shoot. You are dead!. You CANNOT avoid the mayhem that is on the screen. The last 2 levels, I died every 5-7 secs. I understand why they did this, because it was for the arcade and they wanted people to put quarters in them. It took me, with 3 lives per turn and 17 continues to finish the game. So it took me total of 51 lives and if I payed in quarters, $4.25 . But that was way back then, but that time it was probable 50 cents a play.


So needless to say, I rolled my eyes alot while playing this. Just at the insane amount of enemies and bullets on the screen that I was suppose to avoid. It just felt futile. I know what would make a great game. I'll drop a nuke on you and you have to outrun the blast.........I think I will just sit and wait. I can really see this game being fun, but I think its one of those that I have to play again and again and become a zen master at avoiding bullets and finding sweet spots. But I did finish it, but not with any sense of satisfaction..



So Overall, I say, I give the game 6.5 for a fun want level and a 3 for just plain frustration.

WOW, after watchin videos of people play this game online, I must suck donkey balls on this game.Then so be it...bring on the donkey!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Halo 3 Xbox Theme

I made a theme for my Halo guy and thought I'd share.



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